I don’t quite know what Apple’s problem is with the word ‘rape’ in their products since that is something they do so well to the music industry and to consumers. My chapbook, The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot is now available on iTunes for cheap, except you’ll find it as The Serial R****** Sitting Behind You is a Robot. It is pretty cool to be in the giant marketplace of iTunes but not so much a fan of their censorship. Maybe if I write a chapbook called The Rape of Herman Cain, maybe they won’t be censoring me then.
Shopping around We Have Such Lovely Parting Gifts at the moment and I’m starting a new novella involving baseball. This should be quite interesting.
Saturday, I am seeing my very first Puppet Slam. Already, I know this is better than poetry slam because it has puppets in it. Hannah Miller, a There Will Be Words contributor, is running it. If you are in Orlando or near Orlando, you should come. Read more about the show here.
There Will Be Words continues to be excellent. Seriously, why haven’t you come and seen the show?
Finally, my latest installment of my sex column is up over at Specter Magazine. Read it here and send me a question already.