I’m holding an e-release party for my first ever e-chapbook My Hands Are As Thick As Dreams right now. Click here to read it and then go make some sweet Kama Sutra love on something. Here’s “The Kama Sutra of Hansel & Gretel“, originally published in Mudluscious 10 below (note: I have let the editors know of a couple of the space typos and I am sure they will fix it in a timely fashion.)
I am the guest poetry editor for volume seven of The Ampersand Review and I am handpicking the poetry for this section. I’ve gotten subs from some of my wishlist and it’s awesome. I can’t wait until I’m done because this section is going to ruin lives with its twisted greatness. In layperson’s terms, it will be baller.
So far, one brave soul has taken up my love poem deal for buying a copy of Dodging Traffic or The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot and I thank them for that. You’ve got until February 14 to take me up on this.