I’m not writing a lot of love poems lately, not because I don’t want to but because I don’t need to. I’ve finally learned in a relationship that action is far more important than diction. However, that does not stop me from writing a love poem for someone in your life.
Starting now until February 14, if you purchase a copy of Dodging Traffic or a copy of any version of The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot, I will write for you a love poem. It can be for you, your sweetie, for that someone special on the dl, or that person who has a restraining order on you. Forward your receipt to my e-mail address and you’ll have your poem in 3-5 days.
So, are you gonna let me write you a love poem or what?